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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Good Bye Mom

"Good-bye, Mom.

This brought a tear to my eye!

L Hope this touches you the way it touched me!

GOOD-BYE MOM A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.

If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom.

" The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too." Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS

♦ The Winner is always part of the answer;The Loser is always part of the problem.

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♦ The Winner always has a program;The Loser always has an excuse.

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♦ The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";The Loser says, "That is not my job.

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♦ The Winner sees an answer for every problem; The Loser sees a problem for every answer.

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♦ The Winner says, " It may be difficult but it is possible";The Loser says, "It may be possible but i t is too difficult.

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♦ When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong"; When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault.

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♦ A Winner makes commitments;A Loser makes promises.

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♦ Winners have dreams;Losers have schemes.

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♦ Winners say, "I must do something"; Losers say, "Something must be done."

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♦ Winners are a part of the team; Losers are apart from the team.

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♦ Winners see the gain;Losers see the pain.

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♦ Winners see possibilities; Losers see problems.

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♦ Winners believe in win-win;Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.

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♦ Winners see the potential;Losers see the past.

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♦ Winners are like a thermostat;Losers are like thermometers.

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♦ Winners choose what they say;Losers say what they choose.

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♦ Winners use hard arguments but soft words;Losers use soft arguments but hard words.

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♦ Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.

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♦ Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: "Don't do to others what you would not want them to do to you"; Losers follow the philosophy, "Do it to others before they do it to you ."

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♦ Winners make it happen; Losers let it happen.

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♦ Winners plan and prepare to win.The key word is preparation.

Brown eyes

A man was talking to his friend at the bar.

The friend said "Did you know that 9 out of 10 women with brown eyes cheat on their husbands?"

"No, I didn't know that." The man replied. "So what color are your wife's eyes?" asked the friend.

The man replied, "I'm too drunk to remember.

Geez, I better go home and find out." So the man hurries home to find his wife in bed and asleep.

The man carefully lifts his wife's eyelid and exclaims, "Oh my God! Brown!"

Suddenly, another man pops out from under the covers and exclaims, "How the hell did you know I was here ?"

Monday, December 3, 2007

Labor Pain




The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.

The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try.


The Doc set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt.


The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased.


The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.


After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved.


Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

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Rhyming couplets

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... But the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received.

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My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe "go to hell "

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

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I want to feel your sweet embrac
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -Damn, I'm good at telling lies !

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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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